March 2011
56 posts
Very Short Pupdate...
Riker and K-9 are soon going to be beyond the title, “Puppy.” I weighed them earlier this week so I know what strength flea and tick medicine to buy this weekend for them. K-9 came in at 32.5lbs and Riker is fucking 39lbs! No wonder he can almost bowl me over like a bowling pin lately!
So here’s a picture from earlier today. I’ve learned to take pictures of them...
Elizabeth Taylor has Died at Age 79...
A woman from a much classier film era than we currently are living in has left us yet again. I’m thankful for her body of work and her humanitarianism, but I still hate White Diamonds; it makes me sneeze. Goodbye, m’am, and thank you for all the hard work.
“I don’t entirely approve of some of the things I have done, or am, or have been. But I’m me. God knows,...
Awww, Racist Troll Must Like Me...
Over on the Dear Abby forums on Yahoo! (don’t you dare fucking judge me) there has recently been a rash of racist trolling. Some creative ways around the obscenity filter, I’ll give them that, but recently they’ve started calling people out.
I feel so special, I got my first mention today! *tears up* I… I just feel so… overwhelmed and… touched… like...
Learn How to Park and Be a Parent, Asshole...
It’s a rare occasion when I put a note on someone’s car, but this person deserved it. They cross parked 3 spaces at the grocery store (including the handicap space) AND let their kid run around the parking lot ALONE.
I almost hit the little shit when he came running from their SUV toward the store entrance. Kid couldn’t have been mo…re than 5 or 6. Saw someone else...
I Didn't Ask For Your Fucking Opinion TV Guide...
How much heroin and cash can you hide in a vagina?...
iheartchaos:
When 27 year old Karin Mackaliunas of Scranton, PA got into a car crash, police found some heroin in her jacket. As they were hauling her downtown, they noticed she was particularly fidgety in the back of the police car, so when they got to the station, they gave her a thorough search and found 54 bags of heroin, 31 empty bags used to package heroin, 8.5 prescription pills and...
Kate, Is There Something You Want to Tell...
Everyone loves a blunder! Check out this “royal” fuck up on a commemorative collectible cup.
It’s nice to see that William is getting his hair back… wait a minute!
Bitch, My Awesome Goes to 11...
I. Am. Awesome. This is a fact, it is not up for debate. You don’t have to love me, I already love myself. I am insecure and wonderful; confident and moody. I am the sum of my experience and the DNA I started with. I am me and that is awesome.
Babies Aren't Cute...
My husband and I don’t have kids. We’re holding off on it until we can actually somewhat afford it if we decide to go that route. It will have to be orchestrated if we do because of my medications. I’m crazy paranoid and use at least 2 forms of contraception at all times. Does it suck making my husband wrap it? Of course. It sucks big time, but you know what sucks more? ...
I Heart Chaos: Kid hulks out, young bully gets... →
iheartchaos:
Looking at the physical dynamic in the still above, you might guess that the bully is the guy on the right and the kid being picked on is the kid on the left. But you would be wrong. Apparently, the big kid on the right had been picked on his entire public school life and when skinny little…
Casey, you’ve got the backing of most of the world. That was a Zangief that...
RIP Zune... somebody will miss you →
vincentkessinger:
iheartchaos:
After competing really, really unsuccessfully against Apple’s iPod, Microsoft announced that it’s finally putting the kibosh on the Zune. At least the hardware. The Zune music software will still be hanging around, there just won’t be any physical Zune anymore. But how will…
Hey Bill Gates, can you teach me how to use my Zune? Baaah, I’m hust kidding. I have...
He Works Hard for the Money...
Anyone hiring for frist shit?
Oh, It's Beautiful to See Stupid Getting Told...
Remember all the idiot postings of “Ryan”? Well, he posted a few more, mostly making jabs at myself and an acquaintance named Matt. He was insulting us by acting like being intelligent and having common sense was something to be ashamed of. You know, the guy that was pissed because your A+ blew the curve or just liked to make your life hell because they wanted everyone to be stupid...
Another Argument for Stupidity...
The other stupid argument I’m hearing about why people shouldn’t bother with sending donations to aid the people of Japan is: Where was Japan during Hurricane Katrina? A friend of mine found a great article on the subject. I’ll post a link at the bottom and a snippet here in this post.
Within days of the tragedy, individuals in Japan had donated $1.5 million and one...
Timing is Everything (update)...
Ryan, the dumbassfuckingcunt, actually had the balls to reply to me. And in the process make himself somehow look like more of an idiot douchebag. I really didn’t think it was possible. So here’s his response, fresh off the ctrl+c :
“holy cow richie you have some sensitive friends, with alot of time on their hands… remind me to never comment on your status again...
I Heart Chaos: Japan before and after the quake →
iheartchaos:
Just because Japan’s highly engineered major cities fared well against the 9.0 earthquake doesn’t mean there wasn’t a tremendous amount of damage and loss of life done in other parts of the country. Many towns and villages along the northeast coast of the main island were rocked down to rubble…
These pictures are just so heartbreaking.
Timing is Everything...
I literally had just gotten done posting this on my facebook:
People really are ridiculously stupid. If I catch any of you writing bullshit about the disaster in Japan being karma for Pearl Harbor, I’ll remove you and the next time I see you in person, probably slap you.
With this link to an IHC article on the subject:
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No lie, as I’m scrolling down the page I see my friend...
A Brief Note on the Japan Earthquake/Tsunami...
My heart goes out to those in Japan right now. For those who haven’t done it already, I urge you to donate to the Red Cross. You can text REDCROSS to 90999 to donate $10 for Earthquake relief or visit http://www.redcross.org/
As my last post pointed out, these people don’t need the empty, useless prayers that so many people are offering up. They need aid and assistance. By the...
Awesome Terminator dog looking for a good home,...
iheartchaos:
What if I told you that the above dog was a killer android dog from the future that loves to cuddle and chase rubber balls?
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New Glasses!
So I picked up my glasses earlier and as promised, pictures:
Me without any glasses:
Me with my old glasses:
And me with my new glasses:
I know, they don’t look very different, but as I stated before, it was slim pickings for frames I liked. They look black, but they’re actually a dark purple/blue colour:
I know, not very exciting considering how similar they are to my...
My New Glasses are In...
I’ve got to go pick them up in a bit, but I have to wait until my niece gets home; I promised to order some junk for a fundraiser. At least it’s some useful stuff like beach towels and candles and not just plastic junk or overly expensive food that sits to thaw and then freeze and then thaw again. I’ll post pics later with the new specs! *bounce* Yes, I get excited by things...
Derence Kernek and Ed Watson want to get married...
iheartchaos:
California couple Derence Kernek (R) and Ed Watson (L) have become a sort of a spokescouple for the issue facing the California Supreme Court on the legitimacy of Prop 8, which would keep gay marriage in the state illegal. Derence and Ed have been together for 40 years, but last summer, Ed was diagnosed with Alzheimer’s, and now they’re desperate to get married before Ed no longer...
In All Fairness...
It’s not just teenagers who are idiots. Here’s a gem from someone my age. What language this is, I have no idea.
Kids These Days: An Ode to Stupidity
Is our children learning? Apparently not. *facepalm* But never fear! The Grammar Nazi is here!
WatchProposed Law: Women Get Death if They Miscarry
What in the fuck now?! Does that mean a woman can implicate ‘God’ in her appeal if this were to somehow pass? It’s unlikely to go through, thank fuck, but c’mon, it’s made it far enough to be scary; especially to those of us with a uterus.
