July 2010
45 posts
So, yeah.
I know I’ve been reblogging more than actually blogging; I’ll be back in the swing of it soon, hopefully. I had an awful, evil, sickly weekend. Not exactly a great time for creativity, idiocy, OR geekery; unless you count the hours spent playing Fallout 3 while feeling sorry for myself and eating soup.
Anyway, just wanted to let you guys know that I wont’ be using this blog...
The Reason I Prefer Guy Friends
Women are fucking batshit insane. Don’t get me wrong, I have my moments, but this is the image I can’t stop thinking of about a certain batshiat, bitter person:
Thank god for guy friends; ya’ll keep me effing sane.
Must Do Shit I Intended to Do Last Effing Week
Ugh, I had a bunch of things that needed doing last week, instead I felt like shit and said, “eff it. I’m going to play video games in bed and eat soup in the A/C.” Only thing I did manage was my haircut:
Sorry for the giant myspace-esque picture.
Anyway, I had planned to do some crafty-ness for a friend and FINALLY send her Xmas and Birthday gifts. Today is nice outside,...
What happened to Microsoft's PC/Xbox...
iheartchaos:
A couple years ago, you may remember an experiment where Microsoft was rolling out games like Gears of War, Unreal Tournament and (ugh) Shadowrun that offered a single cross-platform PC and Xbox online gaming platform. Yeah, about that… what ever happened to that? It turns out that PC gamers were just too damn good and mopping the floor with the Xbox gamer’s faces.
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Celebrity Look-a-Likes?
I’ve always been one of those people who doesn’t really look like any celebrities, at least I don’t think so, but lately some people have said I look like Penelope Garcia from Criminal Minds; what do you guys think? Any resemblance?
So what celeb do people say you look like? Or are you like me and don’t see any resemblance to celebs whatsoever?
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Another Year Married
So the 19th was my anniversary, as I said in a previous drunken post, SilverFire124 and myself drank a boatload of liquor (oh who am I kidding, I got shitfaced and he was just fine!), watched some shitty movies, and caught up on the DVR. It was a nice, quiet night; we’re such hermit-geeks. Well, we decided last night to go out to dinner and a movie. We manged dinner, missed the movie (was...
Radioactive Buttery Nipples
So, my mother-in-law got us some glow shot glasses for xmas last year (I love my m-i-l, she’s awesome. I know that’s weird, but I really lucked out!) and since yesterday was our anniversary (I’ve been knocking back liquor since the 19th ;)) we decided to get a bit shit-faced drunk. Or, rather, my husband decided to get me drunk and take advantage of me. The night is young,...
Gigstick Lolzie
I think my husband’s gigstick (no giggling!) is anti-American.
mynameisfyl asked: Okay I'm new to this whole tumblr thing....how do I get my layout somewhat near how you have it? Must I be proficient in the HTML's to change the positioning of things?
Keep in mind that I am an r-tard when it comes to programming.
Thanks!
Keep in mind that I am an r-tard when it comes to programming.
Thanks!
madworldradio asked: Ms. Cookie. I am still owed a winner photo from you. You won a cd from MWR awhile back.
I need mah hairs cut
I promise, there won’t be too much like these posts, but I need ideas for a haircut. It’s getting too long and giving me headaches from the weight (it’s mid-back length), so I turn to you fine folks, what kind of cut would you give me if you could? If you suggest a really good one I’ll get it. Short or medium length cuts are fine (can handle just a bit longer than...
Congrats to SilverFire124 (aka: The Hubbs)!
SilverFire124 just beat the main story line of Crackdown 2 and has managed to snag 450 of the 500 agility orbs! Yay for him! Sure he’s got a lot more extra stuff to find/do, but at least he’s gotten the mission stuff out of the way and can just go apeshit now!
Maybe now I can fucking TRY the damn game out?! Or at least get some action. Both would be nice.
What my husband kicking...
Xbox 360; you have some silly errors
Here’s a great 360 fuckup on my profile awhile back:
That’s right, bitches. I was kicking ass at video games before the goddamn Revolutionary War! Suck it, Gen. Washington!
Random TV Guide Lolz
Sometimes you just can’t make this shit up, but Hollywood can! Check out this gem from 2000:
It’s not just flying cows, or even vampire cows, but it’s fucking FLYING VAMPIRE COWS! Wtf?!
Or how about the schizophrenic Comcast listings:
Make up your mind, already! Is it beautiful or does it stink?! Is it a little bit of both? Anyone out there find any fun TV Guide entries,...
Steak and a BJ Day (Dinner AND a Show!)[Possibly...
This Saturday is Steak and a Blow Job Day. I had meant to put this in sooner, but life happened and I completely forgot about it until I stumbled on it today while looking for something else in the same folder, so forgive the short notice! This post is meant to be taken with a sense of humour, if anything in this post offends you, what the fuck are you doing on IHC?! Run! Run now! RUN FOR YOUR...
The Ultimate in Being Anal About Your Baking (ihc...
So, we all know that the government can’t be accused of making things simple, but FFS they even manage to complicate BROWNIES! That’s right boys and girls, brownies. Somehow the Pentagon has PAGES of requirements just to make that one desert!
From the article found here: NPR.com
Jeremy Whitsitt, with the Department of Defense Combat Feeding Directorate, tells host Guy Raz that...
Magic, Jesus and Carpet Installation (ihc journal...
I was reminded in a thread while commenting to Zero about birthday party magicians. Once upon a time, when I was still dealing with crazies, crackheads, and actual gamers at GameStop, a coworker came into possession of a business card that became an ongoing joke among the staff. What could be so funny about some guy’s business card, you may ask. Well here it is:
I think the $ used as...
Oh TV Guide, How I Love Thee (ihc journal...
The Hubbs found this while browsing around the TV Guide:
Favourite Movie Quotes
Earlier tonight I went on a Wayne’s World quoting spree with my ex-turned friend, Joe. It got me wondering, what are some of YOUR favourite movies/movie quotes? I’m partial to comedies so a lot of my faves come from that genre. Here’s a list of some of my favourites (in no particular order and I’m sure I missed a crapload, but it’s 4am, be forgiving, yes?)
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4th of July Shenanigans w/the Cookie family
As promised, here’s the video of the 4th of July shenanigans some of my family got up to. (Posted just below this post. Tumblr’s got some silly notions on how to blog) We had some extra strong “fireworks” *cough* to play around with, so we just started blowing all sorts of random junk up. A ski boot, a toy boat with an action figure who was only wearing boots in it (all...
Fallout New Vegas
I realized something the other day. My husband and I pre-ordered Fallout New Vegas (FO-NV) for our 360, which is fine, but it dawned on me that bloodshed might follow that decision. We have 1 TV, 1 360, and one of us might have ended up widowed if we went with the original plan of only ordering one copy. So, while I was out picking up Crackdown 2 for my taller half, I decided to...
So who's getting Crackdown 2 tonight?
Say what you will, call me a traitor to gamers everywhere, but I just couldn’t get into Crackdown. I’m heading off now to get my husband’s pre-ordered copy, and hopefully I can get into this one the way I couldn’t with the last one. It’s not that I think it’s a BAD game, just that I couldn’t connect with it.
So sound off! What do you love/hate about...
Goodnight sweet Chaos...
It’s official, IHC is now living here on tumblr, it seems. Hope you can get some rest and relief for awhile CBz. You’ve been an exceptional admin and gone above and beyond to keep IHC running as long as it was. I’m sure I speak for quite a few of the regulars when I say that we appreciate it.
I gotta say though, I’m gonna miss this guy:
-Yes, I’m a chick. Do...
What sorts of things do you want to see posted?
So, I'm new to this tumblr thing, but with IHC doing it's thing and shifting over here, I figured I'd find a space for some of the stuff I had been planning to post on my IHC journal. New beginning, so let me know what you'd like to see here! (Aside from my tits, thanks.) Let's make the most of this situation and have some damn fun with it!
So I figured since IHC moved on over...
I can continue journal entries here. And boy do I have a fun one to share in the near future. I have to clean up the footage a bit and see if my brothers-in-law remember to send me their copies of the video, but this 4th was a great time at the in-laws with some explosive materials and various toys/junk lying around. The best in distance was my idea: My old beauty school mannequin head, Larry. ...